Why I despise Microsoft: I read in The Register today about Microsoft's release of a plugin for Firefox that will allow you to view Open XML documents (MS's controversial XML-based document format). But the article in The Register gave no download link, so I thought "Grrr. Annoying Register writers -- don't they have any sense?"

So, I went to MS's download site, and put in "OXML Firefox" and got no matches. I tried some variations and got nothing. So, I went to Google and searched on "microsoft Open XML plugin for firefox" and expected to see a Microsoft.com link somewhere at the top of the search results. No dice -- all the links were for third-party websites. So I went to a reputable one (ZDNet) and expected to find a link. Once again, as with The Register, no link at all.

Now I was getting *rilly* annoyed. So I saw a link that I'd missed at the bottom of the first page of results -- it was a Microsoft press release and on MS's website. "Eureka!", I thought -- "that will surely be it!" The press release itself offered nothing, but there was a list of links at the right and the first link was to "Open XML Document Viewer," and so I thought "Eureka!" again. But when I went to the page, it wasn't on MS's website -- it was an open-source project, and I didn't think it could possibly be the right site for this well-publicized plugin, since it listed only 448 downloads.

So I went back to Google and visited the first link that Google had brought up, a website I'd never heard of, Softpedia.com (hence my skepticism in not going there first). It took me right to a download page, and I clicked the DOWNLOAD button. This (as is so often the case) took me to a second page that listed download sites, but there was only ONE download site, so I had trouble finding the link. Finally, I clicked it and started the download. In the meantime, I'd alread downloaded the viewer from the OpenXML Viewer Project's website's download page, and when the SAVE prompt popped up for the Softpedia.com download, I noted that the file name was the same as for the previous download. I renamed the file and then compared the two, and, of course, they were identical. *sigh*

This whole frustrating process left me with a number of questions:

• Is MS trying to hide the fact that this is a non-MS project?
• Are all the media outlets not providing a link because...um, well, er, because?
• And why do download sites not have code that checks it there's only one download site to choose from and automatically initiate the download from that single website, instead of offering the user the opportunity to "choose" the one site (which confused the hell out of me, because I couldn't see the link).

One might get the idea that MS is not all that enthused about promoting this thing.

Oh, last lesson: always trust Google to give you the right answer at the top of the results page.